Iain Ascila Mitchell (aka Mitch, Mitchell, The Beast)
Position:
Defence / Sweeper
Stick Skill:
When this man hits a ball you get out of the way. Also trying to
convince himself and everyone else he can drag flick now??
Honours won:
East District 3 Winners 2004/05
East District 2 Winners 2005/06
Player of the season 2004/05
Blunder of the Season 05/06
Feeder Club:
Annoying Traits:
Hitting the ball unrealistically hard, I'm amazed his stick is still in one piece. Also
His ridiculous hair cuts and hair band that make the team appear more feminine.
Famous for….
So many, but perhaps the one that sticks in the mind is last season when he scored the own goal of all own goals.
Own goal you say on a hockey pitch?? Well he tried to stop it on his own goal line, before blasting the ball into the side board with an attempted sweep clearance gone ludicrously wrong. Everyone was so shocked they didn't really say anything.
(But he's never living that down)
His pink hair was also pretty famous and his Cristiano Ronaldo hairband.
And that's right -his middle name is Ascila???