Netty Horne
Position - striker and 1st XI captain
Physical description: Netty says she resembles a hockey player (so that'll be a big bum and thighs then!)
Feeder clubs: Giffnock North
Known for - spending time on her knees. Putting her hair in bunches, waving pom poms, kicking her legs and chanting "Stirling Wanderers is the best, go
Famous person you are most like and why - Eddie Murphy. Have you heard Netty's laugh?